An accusatory term, often ad hominem, deriding the weight lifting abilities of an individual - so as to bring to light their inherent general weakness.
Person 1:"Bro do you even lift?"
Person 2 "What does that have to do with how I feel about the unnecessary slaughter of so many innocent baby seals?"
Person 1: "Everything you unlifting fuck"
1. The presence of joy one brings to a situation
2. The overall feeling of euphoria that one feels after a particular situation, or event has occurred in one's favor.
3. The ability to possess or cause happiness for those around you.
1. Catherine: Mean and rudeness begets mean and rudeness.
Sean: I bring upliftingness and enjoyment too all.
2. Catherine: C'mon Matt! I brought some upliftingness to your day now.
3. Sean: That Tigers game was the very definition of upliftingness.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'