up your guts 

A fictitious Englishman, usually played by Colin Firth may use dalliance to charm a lady, but a proper native of Albion shouts this at the object of his desire; usually from a building site or a white van.

Man leaning from scaffolding on building site whistles at pretty lady walking past, and upon gaining her fleeting attention, shouts:
'Oy, darling! Up your guts!'.

up your guts by sconch66 March 1, 2014

I wouldn't piss up your ass if your guts were on fire. 

The ultimate FUCK YOU.
I would rather watch you die from internal hellfire, rather than extinguish your flaming innards with my urine.

Suzie: Hey man you are a fucking dick, why do you treat everyone like shit?

Balls Hampton: Fuck you bitch! I wouldn't piss up your ass if your guts were on fire.

Suzie: Weeps uncontrollably

I wouldn't piss up your ass if your guts were on fire. by GGR September 29, 2008

blow up your guts 

the act of producing the sticky opaic "man seed" which come from a hard rod

woh biatch! now ur gunnna get such a jizzing!

blow up your guts by jubb-d-bah February 4, 2004

up to your nuts in guts 

To be fully inserted into one's partner during the sexual act; to be up to the maker's mark. Descriptive of the lovely warm engulfment one feels when balls deep.

I had to listen to Cindy screaming through that paper-thin wall. Chuck, you must have been up to your nuts in guts all night! - Sol R.

up to your nuts in guts by Pontius Pilate August 15, 2006