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up your guts

A fictitious Englishman, usually played by Colin Firth may use dalliance to charm a lady, but a proper native of Albion shouts this at the object of his desire; usually from a building site or a white van.
Man leaning from scaffolding on building site whistles at pretty lady walking past, and upon gaining her fleeting attention, shouts:
'Oy, darling! Up your guts!'.
by sconch66 March 1, 2014
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I wouldn't piss up your ass if your guts were on fire.

The ultimate FUCK YOU.
I would rather watch you die from internal hellfire, rather than extinguish your flaming innards with my urine.
Suzie: Hey man you are a fucking dick, why do you treat everyone like shit?

Balls Hampton: Fuck you bitch! I wouldn't piss up your ass if your guts were on fire.

Suzie: Weeps uncontrollably
by GGR September 29, 2008
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blow up your guts

the act of producing the sticky opaic "man seed" which come from a hard rod
woh biatch! now ur gunnna get such a jizzing!
by jubb-d-bah February 4, 2004
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up to your nuts in guts

To be fully inserted into one's partner during the sexual act; to be up to the maker's mark. Descriptive of the lovely warm engulfment one feels when balls deep.
I had to listen to Cindy screaming through that paper-thin wall. Chuck, you must have been up to your nuts in guts all night! - Sol R.
by Pontius Pilate August 15, 2006
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