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I solemnly swear I am up to no good 

Phrase that allows a person to see what is on the Marauder's Map. Told to Harry Potter by Fred and George Weasley
"When you want to open the map, say I solemnly swear I am up to no good; to close it, say mischief managed.

I solemnly swear I am up to no good 

“I solemnly swear I am up to no good

wha chu up to no good 

Used by fast talking southern folk. It basically means "How are you?"
Southerner: Wha chu up to no good there brotherman?

Yankee: What the fuck did you just say?
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026