up the spout 

Pregnant. Scottish slang. Used in the best movie ever made, Juno.

This is not a food baby. I've taken like three pregnancy tests and I am fo' shizz up the spout.

up the spout by Hannah the Superhero January 11, 2008

up the spout 

In Scotland, pregnant. See also up the duff.

She's up the spout again.

up the spout by Keith the Incredible Sockpuppet November 18, 2004

up the spout 

Idiom used for a situation that has gone awry, or wrong.
A British term for something that has been ruined.

The US economy is going up the spout.
Tony Blair has gone up the spout.

up the spout by Niklit January 14, 2008

up the spout 

pregnant, usually unplanned, as in Up the Pole

She's gone and got herself up the spout, or...
From the great Irish film, The Snapper: "She's gone and got herself up the pole."

Also see Snapper: Fetus, Unborn Baby

up the spout by Petra777 January 13, 2008

up the spout 

Found in the Military(Canada's, The US's and Elsewhere), This means to load your weapon, or denote that your weapon is already loaded...

E.g, The Glock-17 holds 16 rounds: 15 in the magasine and 1 up the spout.

up the spout by J. Michael Reiter January 13, 2008

up the spout 

Found in the Military(Canada's and Others), It means to Chamber a Round, i.e, Load Your Weapon...

A Browning HP-35 will hold 14 rounds: 13 in the Mag, and one Up The Spout.

up the spout by Paul Douglas Reiter January 13, 2008

fo shizz up the spout

means definitely pregnant...seen in the new box office hit "Juno"

...In the flim, Juno says "this isn't a food baby i am fo shizz up the spout.

fo shizz up the spout by D.J. III February 1, 2008