unxplanation 

An explanation that is so bad at illustrating its point that the listener comes away from it knowing even less.

I was having trouble with integrals in calculus and asked my teacher for help. His unxplanation set my progress back by at least a week.

unxplanation by Andrew C. L. August 11, 2010

Unsplanation 

The unsplanation is a non-explanation that's been carefully crafted to confuse, with the hope that the asker will spend more time deciphering the unsplanation (and all its possible meanings) than pursuing the real answer to the question; a nonsensical stall, in lieu of the true explanation; sometimes referred to as "bullshit"

Freelance Employee: "Are we being laid off? Where's the work?"

Company Unsplanation: "Rest assured, our development team is working hard to rearrange the way freelance work is assigned for your areas of expertise. We cannot reveal our game plan, as it must be kept under wraps as to not fall into the hands of our competitors. An announcement will be made within a few weeks. Stay tuned!"

Unsplanation by yource December 1, 2011

unksplanation 

n. overly complicated or drawn-out explanation of something simple, often unsolicited

All I asked was where to find the jumper cables and my elderly neighbor launched into a 25-minute unksplanation of getting shocked when jump starting his car one time in high school.

unksplanation by aww nnuts March 6, 2025