untapable

Adjective describing a female not suitable for or not available for sexual intercourse.

Yeah, she won the Kentucky Oaks, but she can't possibly make a good brood mare; after all, she's Untapable.

by midwesterndude May 2, 2014

unfappable

Something so sexually undesirable, abhorrent or repulsive that it cannot be used for masturbation purposes.

Opposite of fappable.

Guy #1: Did you see "About Schmidt"?
Guy #2: Jack Nicholson and Kathy Bates? Jacuzzi? That shit was unfappable.

by Wrebagzhoe September 24, 2009

untenable

1 Something that someone tells you and they can't prove it.

2 Unable to substantiate with solid evidence.

3 unprovable

Example 1

Teacher: Give me your homework.

Student: Here's my homework; (pretends to hand it over) I wrote it on magic paper that only wizards can see and touch.

Teacher: That excuse is untenable. You still get a zero and detention.

Example 2

Person A: I'm telling you; Jesus really exists in the communion wafers of the Eucharist. Transubstantiation is irrefutable because sacred scripture and church doctrine supports it.

Person B: No, That's not irrefutable, that claim is untenable! The church has no palpable proof themselves, only St. Thomas Aquinas's word games. All that faith in your head has mushed the brain out of your ears.

Person A: Heathen! You know in your heart that God is real and that he loves you!

Person B: That's also untenable. But I'm not saying that I can prove you to be wrong.

by Elvidse December 18, 2009

Unrapeable

Someone who is so grotesquely disgusting they aren't even worth the energy to rape.

Allan - Hey man, did you see that lady?

Brent - That bitch is Unrapeable.

by 7O01 March 17, 2012

undatable

not able to be dated at all

the writer of this definition is undatable

by c1094 September 11, 2013

untrappable

UnTrappable: adj. Unable to be trapped. a spry, cunning, fox-like human being possessing the ability to think quickly and 'MacGyver' their way out of heightened and treacherous circumstances. Commonly used to describe those with impeccable Escape Room success records. Also used to describe those that are unbeatable, invincible, and those that cannot be trapped. Etymology is often traced to Trapology Boston in Boston, Massachusetts.

"Bro, that guy's wicked #UnTrappable. He got outta that escape room in, like, 32 minutes. He's like Brady in the pocket, bro."

by untrappablerusty September 16, 2018

Unmadable

Unable to be mad at.

She is unmadable.

You can't be mad at him, he's unmadable.

by TSAQ November 19, 2007