unkle earl 

a stupit redneck with black teeth that lives in a cave who is also a pedophile and a kkk member who is famous on facebook for nothing he rapes anyone he seee's in the woods.

Unkle earl:hey boi take them pantys of

boi: fuck ima get raped

unkle earl by ligmaglutonusomotitus May 12, 2019

calling uncle earl 

Throwing up after a night of drinking heavily.

John: Last night, we went out to the bar and he drank 3 Long Island Ice Teas, 4 shots of tequila, and 3 beers.

Mike: Man, I bet he was calling Uncle Earl later on that night.

John: Yep, calling Uncle Earl on his speed dial.

calling uncle earl by Daniel81 February 27, 2017

Uncle Earl 

Noun: the act of bringing a woman to orgasm via cunnilingus.

History: At a wedding, Uncle Earl approached a stranger to explain “how to keep a woman happy” and gave explicit directions for cunnilingus. These instructions included, “ya' gotta just get in there, just - get - in - there!” accompanied by vigorous head shaking and an arm pumping action.

I can't wait to give my girl some Uncle Earl!

Uncle Earl by Tapioca Farmer October 30, 2006