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someone with zero social life and says their fine when they aren’t ! probably snorts coke and is not a crackhead, just a weird dumb b*tch 🥴
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a person with zero friends and no social life
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Uniya is a unique individual. She's beautiful, fun, and extremely loyal. She may be hard to read sometimes, but she's persistent, thorough, and hardworking.

Uniya is a defender, girl with a warm heart and so gorgeous she turns everyone's heads.
"Who's that hot girl making everyone laugh?"

"Oh, that's Uniya. Swell, ain't she?"
Uniya by Tiralis September 10, 2018
my punf has a uniyork and it hurts
uniyork by hiimkite May 16, 2018
When Manraj Virk thinks he will get all the girls when he gets to uni, but knows deep down inside his heart lusts for Balpreet's body.
"Wow, Manraj really thinks he'll get uniyats?"
uniyats by haramstep June 13, 2017
Uniyal is a surname of Garhwali Brahmins of Pathiyana, Tehri Garhwal, Uttarakhand, India.
They are known for their spiritually enlightened self.
What’s your name?

Me- It’s Pratibha Uniyal

Where are you from?

Me- I am from Pathiyana
uniyal by Pahadi November 23, 2021

Ayush uniyal

He is an introvert and he can not talk to girls at all and he likes to be with his homies and never have sex with a girl (i mean it) and he suggests good anime and he will never let you touch his spectacles(trust me if you touch he might have gay sex with you but he'll surely fuck you and nothing can save you) .He is a prime member of pussy slayer gang .Even If one of pussy slayer member (his friend) dies he would not know about this for his entire life because of his sigma male principles that are very strict .His laugh is supernatural and sounds like a crow getting fucked by a group of peacock while shitting at the same time(it's really unbelievable and supernatural at the same time). everyone wants him as a friend but he will choose a path where there are no girls .he is a kind of person who will watch porn and not jerk.He is collecting stickers in whatsapp porn shop nowadays.he only uses classmate register with plain sheets to take notes .
Pussy slayer:omg look a crow getting fucked by peacocks while shitting
Pusy slayer:omg that's so Ayush uniyal!
BOTH laughs having pain in ass
Ayush uniyal by Pussyslayer_ November 23, 2021
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"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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