unicorn oil

When a unicorn cooks a meal but cuts itself in the process of putting the oil in (Unicorns are mysterious creatures don't ask how they cut themselves with oil) it combines and makes a poisonous substance that kill all walruses

The unicorn oil danced in the midnight sun with Donkey while listening to Miley Cyrus

unicorn oil by YaBoiJ March 12, 2017

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Unicornology

The study of unicorns and other similar mystical creatures like Pegasus.

I am headed to my class of unicornology.

Unicornology by Aqualina987 November 21, 2016

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Unicornol

A chemical substance that doesn't exist.
Nothing. :>

Kid: Hey what's that
Me: Unicornol

Unicornol by Le Hemmoodwinford August 7, 2014

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unicornologist

a person with down syndrome

anna is a unicornologist

unicornologist by jimmy ashjdgj October 19, 2010

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

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