unicorn goggles 

the act of covering each of your lover's eyes with one testicle while your erection rests its base on their forehead extending outwards like a horn

Girl was so freaky she begged to wear my unicorn goggles!

unicorn goggles by Roderick Brown January 21, 2013

Unicorn giggles 

A mildy inappropriatene term for Sinclair’s minesqule Dick

Paige told kodie about the unicorn giggles she sucked last night

Unicorn giggles by Bootykicker.com January 6, 2018

unicorn giggles 

A minuscule hairy penis of a fuck buddy

So my guys got some unicorn giggles in his pants

unicorn giggles by Bootykicker.com January 6, 2018

unicorn giggles 

When you are waking into a bar and a unicorn drinking whisky starts to tell the bar about his adventures at sea

While walking into a bar the unicorn giggles

unicorn giggles by Bootykicker.com January 6, 2018