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placing a section of PVC pipe in someone's butt, then sticking barbed wire into the butt via PVC pipe. initially, the barbed wire is contained within the PVC pipe. you then remove the PVC pipe, leaving the butt free to clamp down around the barbed wire. many people use this as stimulation before, during, or after sex.
Angela was extra horny Tuesday night, so she let me cactus punch her. Incredible!
by Roderick Brown January 22, 2013
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the act of covering each of your lover's eyes with one testicle while your erection rests its base on their forehead extending outwards like a horn
Girl was so freaky she begged to wear my unicorn goggles!
by Roderick Brown January 22, 2013
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