Unes

-A person who is strange and awkward most of the time, but is one of the friendliest people that you will ever meet. He is a really funny guy as well and can make anyone laugh no matter what the situation is. He gets really strange ideas and is off in his own world most of the time.

-A god who rules with mercy and justice. He doesn't require you to give up your money for a "greater cause". He just wants everyone to be nice to each other

-A verb that combines weird, funny, friendly, and awkward at the same time.

Brad: "Did you meet the new guy? He's really friendly."
Michael: "Yeah, he's a Unes."

John: "He always makes situations weird."
James: "He's such a Unes."

Chris: "Have you heard about Unes?"
David: "No, who is he?"
Chris: "He's a god that only wants you to be nice."
David "He sounds pretty cool."

*After tipping over ALL the aisles in a grocery store*
Alex: "Wow, I didn't even know that was possible, way to unes."

by CreepyMongolian January 9, 2012

Unes

Greeting. Australian slang for ‘UNIT’.

Synonym: Mate, pal, friend, unit, bloke, sheila

“Unes, how the bloody hell are ya?!

by rickythechimp July 11, 2021

uneseptibal

fucking wrong or stupid

motha fucka that was uneseptibal

by stuff662266226 May 13, 2007

unesh

a phat ass

i saw that black fat dude at the mall.he must be unesh

by titaniunesh April 22, 2018

Unestanit

A rhetorical question for the word "understand".

My rides are hotter than your rides, unestanit?!

by R.n.az November 21, 2010

unestimated

A word for people who are too lazy to spell underestimated

"braah , im smart dont get all unestimated on me skillz blud"

by pseudonympaddy June 8, 2016

unesania

A word describing unexplainable or unbelievable madness and chaos

The My Lai disaster was unesania

by noomstgy September 20, 2019