underweargasm

When a guy is so turned on by the sight of you in your underwear that it makes him orgasm.

I unzipped my dress and let it fall to the floor. Then I got on top of him and he had an underweargasm.

by Ripping February 24, 2009

Underwearassment

Imagine yourself comfortably walking around your house in your underwear when suddenly someone starts pounding on your front door. Underwearassment is the term used to describe the irrational panic you feel as you frantically search for a pair of pants and yell through the door that you will be there in just a second. More often than not you will never find a pair of pants and settle for a blanket or a towel.

Jane felt a frightening sense of underwearassment as she wrapped a towel around her waist and opened the door for Dan.

by Katy Lou July 1, 2007