underground pimp

A man that cheats on his girlfriend and NEVER gets caught, because he is such a pimp.

His girlfriend would threaten a fake-up if she found out he was such an underground pimp.

by Andy Holman October 15, 2005

Underground Pimple

An immensely painful zit that develops seemingly under the epidermis and makes that spot sensitive to touch for days. A bit of a scientific oddity, since zits are supposed to be infected pores, but these things clearly have deeper intentions.

Jake: Whoa dude did you get hit in the forehead with a tack hammer?

Rob: What? Wait - sigh. It's my underground pimple.

Jake: Jesus dude, stick a needle in it already.

by Anchova December 8, 2011