under the pig 

Variation of "under the weather."

Used to describe someone who has been stricken with the H1N1 flu virus, commonly known as the "swine flu."

I was all ready to go out with Beth. I washed my car, made dinner reservations, picked up a pack of rubbers. Then she called to tell me she was under the pig. Guess I'm jerkin' it tonight.

under the pig by Josh E. Z. October 25, 2009

pig under the blanket 

A game in which a circle of men hold a blanket between them at stomach height, and one woman (the "pig") crawls on the floor under the blanket, and is hidden from view. The men have all removed their pants, and the woman moves from one to the other performing fellatio at random times. If one of the men correctly identifies another while he is receiving fellatio, then that other man is ejected from the game. A man is also be ejected if he incorrectly claims that another is being fellated. This continues until there is one man left standing.

Stew is always the first to be caught in a game of pig under the blanket.

pig under the blanket by filthyboss August 23, 2006