Unconsciously Knobbed

The act of penetrating someone who has passed out or has died.

Laura drank the tasty beverage and woke up with a sore anus, she thinks she has been unconsciously knobbed.

After a round of appletinis the frat boys unconsciusly knobbed this years homecoming queen.

Maurice the mortician was feeling horny so he decided an unconscious knobbing was in order.

by Felini Digital January 30, 2021

unconsciously incompetent

When you are dumb and don’t even know you are dumb.

That new kid is unconsciously incompetent to racing cars. It’s his first time driving and he thinks he’s Lewis Hamilton.

by duckbutt23 September 5, 2021

unconsciously tuned

To be aligned with not only yourself through most all senses an even vibrations ..to tune one's minds together all together universally fully aligning ones insights to hindsight giving one the ultimate feel of security configuration an senses of confidence beyond measurement..

I once was lost ultimately without tune or harmony God seemed upset to see one with so much passion he unconsciously tuned the mind of the weary traveler an the traveler lived on no longer burdened by the thoughts an fear of the unknown leaving him,,,happily blessed..

by Solo mf polo July 14, 2022

Unconsciousness

Not being conscious. When a person becomes or appears to be unconscious, they appear to be in a sleep-like unresponsive state, where all muscles become relaxed and 'floppy'. This creates a danger to the patient's life, as their tongue (a muscle) rolls to the back of the throat, and blocks the airway. Also, as the patient regains consciousness, their stomach wall contracts, causing the contents of their bowels to be forced up the oesophagus where it would enter the mouth to be drained, but because the tongue is blocking it's way, a sufficient amount of vomit enters the lungs, and the patient therefore drowns on their own sick.

To prevent this, simply check the patient's airway and breathing. If they are breathing, place them into the recovery position. If not, seek help immediately and make sure someome trained in first aid is present to perform CPR until paramedics arrive.

Unconsciousness - (noun) 1.The state of lacking consciousness, of being unconscious.

2.Ignorance or innocence; the state of being uninformed or unaware.

by Mr Munchkins August 3, 2005

stream of unconsciousness

When a relatively unconscious asshole who knows virtually nothing about a given subject narrates the goings-on within their mind, as they tumble around inside the cavern of their head, relating to that subject.

In the late nineteenth century, philosopher William James initially defined a stream of consciousness type of narration in literature but stream of unconsciousness is currently being demonstrated every single day by an amazing human specimen, the 45th POTUS, in his obscenely ignorant twitterblasts.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 6, 2019

Unconsciousser

Literally just unconscious but even more unconscious

It was powered off, basically unconscious but even unconsciousser.

by Thinking Skills February 19, 2023

Unconscious Charlie

A sexual act in which one partner will knock out the other, then using their finger and their partner's feces write "Charlie" on the back of their partner.

Did you hear what Kevin did to Jill last weekend?

Ya, the sick fuck Unconscious Charlied her!

by D.K. Brownsworth May 16, 2010