Uncle Jerry

The act of defecating in your pants, caused by intoxication, and smearing your feces all over a friends bedroom, bathroom, desk and even yourself.

"Hey Tony let's go to Steve's house and give him an Uncle Jerry!"

by benjboy January 23, 2009

Uncle Jerry

The new nickame Alan Kalter, announcer of The Late Show with David Letterman, has given himself in place of "Big Red." This is usually when he uses his street talk to try to sound like a gangster and calls host David "DL".

"Hi, I'm Alan Kalter, TV's Uncle Jerry."

by defgtyu September 12, 2008

Uncle Jerry

An Uncle Jerry is opposite of Uncle Tom. An Uncle Jerry is a white man who is a sellout and a race traitor to his own kind. He hangs out with the blacks and dresses and behaves like them with the hood-hip hop culture. He has the Nword pass given by his black homies and constantly calls his own kind Cracka. He is always submissive to the Black people and loves kissing the Black man's ass.

Mike is an Uncle Jerry as he is always Tyrone's lackey and acts like his right hand man. He constantly shouts at random white people, cracka despite being white himself. He always speaks in the hood accent and is completely blackwashed.

by Carl_Johnson April 7, 2023

Uncle Jerry

The poor man that died on September 11th, 2001. He didn't die of what you think he died of, he died of a Viagra overdose.

Uncle Jerry always raped me, but he was the best uncle I've ever seen.

by Drollestmaple03 February 14, 2019

annie uncle jerry

The engagement in incestual sexual behavior between a brother and sister, often involving a third, unrelated participant. Often times, the encounter involves the use of the position known as the spit roast, with the sister (known as the annie) receiving the reproductive organ of the brother (known as the uncle jerry) in her mouth, while simultaneously receiving the reproductive organ of the third, unrelated participant in either her vagina or anus.

Dude, when I go to Boston this summer, I am going to round up Adam's mother and uncle and we are gonna have one giant annie uncle jerry.

by Half-Brew April 4, 2008

Uncle Jarryding

An event when two or more bro's tie a girls feet together behind her head then roll her down a hill and take bets to see if she lands facing up or down like heads or tails.

Then that determines if u get a bj or take her from behind

_Nicholas:Bro let's have a threesome with my girl
Kyle:Okay let's play uncle jarryding to see who gets the bj or the poophole_

by Avo. May 11, 2020

uncle jermy

Usually that one loyal ass nigga who would ride for his bitch but ends up getting played anyway
Probably doesnt gaf bout what you think of him

Who is that dude over there? He fine as fuck!
Yeeee, thats uncle jermy

by Truthspeaker 101 March 20, 2017