13 definitions by Carl_Johnson
by Carl_Johnson April 6, 2022
1. Someone who has a girlfriend but doesn't have penetrative sex is a semi virgin Just be touchy with each other or dry hump.
2. Someone who has sex via sexting is also a semi virgin.
2. Someone who has sex via sexting is also a semi virgin.
1. Carl and Maya dry humped at Carl's house. Both of them are semi virgins as that's their first time.
2. Clara is a semi virgin as she sexted with Jake and that's her first sexual experience
2. Clara is a semi virgin as she sexted with Jake and that's her first sexual experience
by Carl_Johnson January 19, 2023
A beautiful tropical fictional country famous for its open relationships and massive orgies. Fuckistani people are polyamorous and will openly invite tourists to their massive orgy parties.
by Carl_Johnson January 29, 2023
Betty Cooper is such a cuckette. She always loses her boyfriend Archie Andrews to Veronica Lodge and just let's her take him away from her whenever she wants.
by Carl_Johnson April 22, 2022
An Argonian slave in Morrowind who worked enough to earn a high rank by bootlicking his Dunmer masters. He dresses, acts and talks like a Dunmer and loves selling out his own kind and constantly yelling the N-word (N'wah) at other Argonian. The other Argonian slaves are terrified of him more than they terrify their Dark elven masters. He is a sellout and a proud race traitor.
(His name is spelled Uncle Tom but due to several definitions of Uncle Tom, this has been spelt Unkle Tom)
(His name is spelled Uncle Tom but due to several definitions of Uncle Tom, this has been spelt Unkle Tom)
Claws-on-Walls was falsely snitched on and framed by Unkle Tom to master Dres for stealing his Sujamma. Now he's being whipped badly
. Fuck Unkle Tom for being a sellout and bragging about his high status even though he's still a high ranking slave unlike us farm-tools
. Fuck Unkle Tom for being a sellout and bragging about his high status even though he's still a high ranking slave unlike us farm-tools
by Carl_Johnson December 9, 2022
Bully Maguire and Wanda Maximoff had a fight but before Wanda could do a move on Bully Maguire she immediately got her powers drained and her clothes instantly disappeared. She immediately fell on her knees when Bully Maguire the God of Bullying smiled and said, "look at lil witch jr, gonna cry? I would like to f*ck you sometime". Wanda had no choice but let Bully Maguire fuck her in the ass so hard that both of them have heavenly moans and orgasm. He sucks her tits and puts his godly boner in her pussy. Wanda moaned more hard that she squirted hon his face. They both then continue doing doggystyle and 69.In the end they made love so great and Wanda ends up being Bully Maguire's queen and both go together to bully the multiverse.
by Carl_Johnson May 16, 2022
Also known in short as NCR a subgenre of neterare(NTR) where the protagonist (mainly a necromancer) kills his love rival and fucks his lover while also reviving him as an undead and making him watch his lover get fucked by the protagonist.
An example of a necrorare:
Cinderella and Prince Charming get married and live happily ever after... Or did they? I am a devilishly handsome warlock who got smitten by Cinderella but ever since she got married to that weakling, Charming, I was heated up with jealousy. I knew despite my striking good looks she will never fall for an evil man like me. So I waited for a chance until I saw Prince Charming walking in the woods. I then approached him and said, 'your end comes now charming and Cinderella is mine". Charming shouted, " not as long as I liv..." A bolt of magic just hit him and he died. I then resurrected him as a zombie. Then I sneaked into the palace into Cinderella' s chambers. I then used my magic and made all her clothes disappear. Cinderella was shocked and surprised. I casually said," I will make you mine". Cinderella resisted but I looked below and sneered at her that she is getting wet at my sight and called her a horny slut. Cinderella asked where she is Charming and I showed her zombie Charming as my servant. I then coerced her into having sex in the bed while zombie Charming watches. She agreed. I fucked her hard in her wet pussy that she craved for my BWC. I then kissed heron the lips while she gave me a hand job and I sucked her tits. Zombie Charming was just standing in the spot watching me fuck his wife. And then I and Cinderella lived happily ever after.
The end.
Cinderella and Prince Charming get married and live happily ever after... Or did they? I am a devilishly handsome warlock who got smitten by Cinderella but ever since she got married to that weakling, Charming, I was heated up with jealousy. I knew despite my striking good looks she will never fall for an evil man like me. So I waited for a chance until I saw Prince Charming walking in the woods. I then approached him and said, 'your end comes now charming and Cinderella is mine". Charming shouted, " not as long as I liv..." A bolt of magic just hit him and he died. I then resurrected him as a zombie. Then I sneaked into the palace into Cinderella' s chambers. I then used my magic and made all her clothes disappear. Cinderella was shocked and surprised. I casually said," I will make you mine". Cinderella resisted but I looked below and sneered at her that she is getting wet at my sight and called her a horny slut. Cinderella asked where she is Charming and I showed her zombie Charming as my servant. I then coerced her into having sex in the bed while zombie Charming watches. She agreed. I fucked her hard in her wet pussy that she craved for my BWC. I then kissed heron the lips while she gave me a hand job and I sucked her tits. Zombie Charming was just standing in the spot watching me fuck his wife. And then I and Cinderella lived happily ever after.
The end.
by Carl_Johnson March 30, 2022