Uncle Doug

The act of tugging your own penis. Having a Tug!

Hey mate, I walked in the toilets and saw Chris having an Uncle Doug, he's wrong man.

Uncle Doug by Brad Gray August 14, 2009

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Uncle Doug

To party like there is no tomorrow; To dance like a fool and not care who sees it; To be the life of every wedding and/ or family function; To be unable to restrain oneself from playing Dance Dance Revolution in a crowded mall

"I can't wait for this wedding, I'm about to go Uncle Doug on this dance floor."

Uncle Doug by Stiff McGriff August 20, 2013

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uncle doug

An inferior of an especially rare breed.

A rat.

My roommate is an uncle doug.

uncle doug by Ryan March 29, 2004

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UncleDoug-sexual

Being sexually attracted to people less intelligent than yourself.

Brittany is so dumb, id go out of my way to sleep with her because i identify as UncleDoug-sexual

UncleDoug-sexual by Sniper115 November 19, 2021

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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