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Uncle Doug 

The act of tugging your own penis. Having a Tug!
Hey mate, I walked in the toilets and saw Chris having an Uncle Doug, he's wrong man.
Uncle Doug by Brad Gray August 14, 2009
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Uncle Doug 

To party like there is no tomorrow; To dance like a fool and not care who sees it; To be the life of every wedding and/ or family function; To be unable to restrain oneself from playing Dance Dance Revolution in a crowded mall
"I can't wait for this wedding, I'm about to go Uncle Doug on this dance floor."
Uncle Doug by Stiff McGriff August 20, 2013

uncle doug 

An inferior of an especially rare breed.

A rat.
My roommate is an uncle doug.
uncle doug by Ryan March 29, 2004

UncleDoug-sexual 

Being sexually attracted to people less intelligent than yourself.
Brittany is so dumb, id go out of my way to sleep with her because i identify as UncleDoug-sexual
UncleDoug-sexual by Sniper115 November 19, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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