Uncle Doug 

The act of tugging your own penis. Having a Tug!

Hey mate, I walked in the toilets and saw Chris having an Uncle Doug, he's wrong man.

Uncle Doug by Brad Gray August 14, 2009

Uncle Doug 

To party like there is no tomorrow; To dance like a fool and not care who sees it; To be the life of every wedding and/ or family function; To be unable to restrain oneself from playing Dance Dance Revolution in a crowded mall

"I can't wait for this wedding, I'm about to go Uncle Doug on this dance floor."

Uncle Doug by Stiff McGriff August 20, 2013

uncle doug 

An inferior of an especially rare breed.

A rat.

My roommate is an uncle doug.

uncle doug by Ryan March 29, 2004

UncleDoug-sexual 

Being sexually attracted to people less intelligent than yourself.

Brittany is so dumb, id go out of my way to sleep with her because i identify as UncleDoug-sexual

UncleDoug-sexual by Sniper115 November 19, 2021