Verb. To get "handsy" after consuming a moderate amount of alcohol in a social setting, in the fashion of a middle-aged, creepy uncle.
We got a couple drinks in him, and he started with the Uncle Johning. By the end of the night, he slipped it in on a roof!
by MELKA August 16, 2010
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That one uncle who has a big ass cock! He’s always touching you in the best ways! Uncle John is that uncle who’s kinda creepy but everyone loves him cuz his PEE PEE IS HUGEEEE!
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by Kini July 27, 2004
Get the uncle john mug.An often annoying white liberal who feels the need to kiss the feet of every black person they see. This person my make several online videos constantly talking about how bad the white race is, or they might constantly listen to “conscious rap” like J-Cole and Kendrick Lamar while taking notes on FD Signaler YouTube videos. They read articles written about how it’s a good thing white people will be a minority group one day and how we poison the world. They really really wish they could say the n-word, in the soft-a, “respectful” way. Similar to a White Savior.
Yeah man, I was just hanging out with my African-American bro Jamal and we were discussing how funny The 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘊𝘭𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘚𝘩𝘰𝘸 until a white Uncle John came over and said how the show used black stereotypes and Cleveland was voiced by a white guy… killed the mood
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Some Dude 1: "Hey, have you ever heard of Armchair Reader?"
Some Dude 2: "Hell no, I've only ever heard of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader."
Some Dude 2: "Hell no, I've only ever heard of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader."
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