Something you shove up your tight ass hole to stretch it out, to prepare it for my big cock baby. Like a carrot or a cucumber. Once I shoved a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass
Last night my uncle John shoved a marker up my ass to stretch it out, like a butt plug, for his big ass cock
When there’s a very attractive male, you call him daddy. Daddy means hot. I am daddy, since I am hot
Damn, daddyyyyy. Fuck me with a toothbrush
When you’re listening to piano man at three in the morning because your ex-wife, Karen took the kids and left the country with your best friend Mark.
Mannnnn, I got rained on last night
That one uncle who has a big ass cock! He’s always touching you in the best ways! Uncle John is that uncle who’s kinda creepy but everyone loves him cuz his PEE PEE IS HUGEEEE!
I slept with my uncle John yesterday
