xxylvii's definitions

ImgFlip

A website where you can make your own memes and add stickers to them, and is full of people who are obsessed with choccy milk, Among Us, and hating on TikTok.

Me: "I personally like ImgFlip, but the community is a little bit loony."

by xxylvii July 27, 2021

Uncle John's Bathroom Reader

A book published by Portable Press, containing random bits of trivia in different categories, ranging from easy read all the way to long read. Little tidbits usually at the bottom of the page or at the end of a topic. There are new books every year, and sometimes there are books in one huge category (e.g. sports), Plunges into... books, and even kids' books. Used to have its own institute and its own website.

Some Dude 1: "Hey, have you ever heard of Armchair Reader?"
Some Dude 2: "Hell no, I've only ever heard of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader."

by xxylvii July 25, 2021

Consumer Cellular

That wireless company that have flip phones and mainly appeal to the elderly.

Friend: "What wireless company does your grandmother have?"
Other friend: "Consumer Cellular."
Friend: "Oh, I should have guessed."

by xxylvii May 18, 2021

ah

Megan Thee Stallion's catchphrase that she says in every song, with tongue out.

Megan Thee Stallion: "What's up, it's Megan Thee Stallion, and ah ah ah ah ah ah ah."

by xxylvii April 27, 2021

omfgwystfu

Stands for, "Oh, my fucking God, will you shut the fuck up?" When someone is babbling on and on and you're sick and tired of it.

Friend 1: "Did you know that blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah?"
Friend 2: "omfgwystfu"

by xxylvii February 20, 2021

Crack

Something you should never step on when you're walking on a sidewalk or else you'll break your mother's back.

7 yr old: "I dare you to step on that crack!"
Other 7 yr old: "Nah, I don't wanna break my mom's back."

by xxylvii January 23, 2021

mvzjfaitw

When you've reached the point of boredom so you type these cluster of letters skipping two letters, backwards.

Me:"Damn, I'm bored, wonder what I will search up. Ah, I got it!"
*Searches "mvzjfaitw" on Google*

by xxylvii December 31, 2020