Heavy-R

A porn website that has, well, repulsive videos. Examples are eating shit, sticking a firecracker up the ass, and more awful stuff like that.

I just checked out Heavy-R, and let me tell you, I’ll never be able to sleep again.

by xxylvii August 16, 2020

qazsedcftgbhujmkolp

Just a cluster of letters that go up and down... up and down... and all that jazz.

Friend: "Hey, search up qazsedcftgbhujmkolp!"
Some Other Friend: "Um.... wha??

by xxylvii May 19, 2020

Consumer Cellular

That wireless company that have flip phones and mainly appeal to the elderly.

Friend: "What wireless company does your grandmother have?"
Other friend: "Consumer Cellular."
Friend: "Oh, I should have guessed."

by xxylvii May 18, 2021

AATB

Stands for "All About That Bass". It's a song made by Meghan Trainor, which got her famous. It's a horribly catchy song and, as Bart Baker's parody says, shames thin women.

"If only I hadn't listened to AATB again... now I got it stuck in my head!"

by xxylvii August 31, 2020

omfgwystfu

Stands for, "Oh, my fucking God, will you shut the fuck up?" When someone is babbling on and on and you're sick and tired of it.

Friend 1: "Did you know that blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah?"
Friend 2: "omfgwystfu"

by xxylvii February 20, 2021

Shock Chan

A website that has all the shock pictures (Goatse.cx), shock videos (1man1jar), and shock loops (Meatspin).

Hello, I’m gonna be checking out Shock Chan. OH, HELL TO THE NO!! Bleach my fucking eyes!

by xxylvii August 25, 2020

Crack

Something you should never step on when you're walking on a sidewalk or else you'll break your mother's back.

7 yr old: "I dare you to step on that crack!"
Other 7 yr old: "Nah, I don't wanna break my mom's back."

by xxylvii January 23, 2021