xxylvii's definitions

qazsedcftgbhujmkolp

Just a cluster of letters that go up and down... up and down... and all that jazz.

Friend: "Hey, search up qazsedcftgbhujmkolp!"
Some Other Friend: "Um.... wha??

by xxylvii May 19, 2020

Heavy-R

A porn website that has, well, repulsive videos. Examples are eating shit, sticking a firecracker up the ass, and more awful stuff like that.

I just checked out Heavy-R, and let me tell you, I’ll never be able to sleep again.

by xxylvii August 16, 2020

omfgwystfu

Stands for, "Oh, my fucking God, will you shut the fuck up?" When someone is babbling on and on and you're sick and tired of it.

Friend 1: "Did you know that blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah?"
Friend 2: "omfgwystfu"

by xxylvii February 20, 2021

Consumer Cellular

That wireless company that have flip phones and mainly appeal to the elderly.

Friend: "What wireless company does your grandmother have?"
Other friend: "Consumer Cellular."
Friend: "Oh, I should have guessed."

by xxylvii May 18, 2021

mvzjfaitw

When you've reached the point of boredom so you type these cluster of letters skipping two letters, backwards.

Me:"Damn, I'm bored, wonder what I will search up. Ah, I got it!"
*Searches "mvzjfaitw" on Google*

by xxylvii December 31, 2020

ah

Megan Thee Stallion's catchphrase that she says in every song, with tongue out.

Megan Thee Stallion: "What's up, it's Megan Thee Stallion, and ah ah ah ah ah ah ah."

by xxylvii April 27, 2021

Crack

Something you should never step on when you're walking on a sidewalk or else you'll break your mother's back.

7 yr old: "I dare you to step on that crack!"
Other 7 yr old: "Nah, I don't wanna break my mom's back."

by xxylvii January 23, 2021