Uncle Dave 

He probably touched me.

"Did Uncle Dave touch you?"

"Maybe.."

Uncle Dave by Diddler May 28, 2022

Uncle Dave 

The act of simultaneously drinking, smoking, and gambling, much as Uncle Dave used to do.

And all the dead Uncle Dave’s gather around a heavenly kitchen table. They light up cigarettes and they begin to talk. They talk about how they never got a break. How their parents didn’t love them. And their children were ungrateful. They talk about how the government screwed them out of money and they just missed out on a big job. - George Carlin

I pulled an Uncle Dave last night and my head feels like it's been put through a blender.

Uncle Dave by jason_litty July 2, 2024

Uncle Dave Syndrome (UDS) 

The polite way of saying the “r word”. My uncle is crazy and has a tbi so he acts special. When do you something stupid, you say a person has UDS. There are currently 8 patients and no cure.

Bro I can’t believe you stuttered, your Uncle Dave Syndrome (UDS) must be acting up.

Uncle Dave Syndrome (UDS) by KALYNALTNEL May 26, 2022