umpfunk 

The feeling you get when you just want to play football for the Titans because they suck so bad you know you can do better than them.

Watching these Titans play football make me want to umpfunk!

umpfunk by Lollipoplollipopoh November 17, 2013

Umplunks 

Type of weed in eggland. It looks simillar to pile of hair, so eggmans think that it is the same.

Grumpy Egg: "I'm chooping the umplunksies of another mans!"

Umplunks by guncityvrdnik July 9, 2023