umbrose

Something Mike and Aaron like to question the definition of when under the influence of Dextromethorphan and ask me to look up, ultimately making this a paradox.

Umbrose is a word they made up based off of the word Umbra. Which is actually defined.

Two high kids are asking me to define a word they made up, go figure, eh?

"Hey man, hey! What's an umbrose? Look that shit up on Urban Dictionary!"

by Ron is being annoyed March 6, 2007

Umbros

A brand of soccer shorts, most popular during the late 80s/early 90s. Recently, Umbros have seen a revival among men who frequent strip clubs.

The silky smooth fabric of my Umbros reduces friction whenever I visit Chances Are.

by Derf, Inc. October 28, 2008

umbroner

When a man wearing Umbros is packing a raging, throbbing boner.

I was making out with my high school girlfriend, but I had the biggest Umbroner.

by Rabidguppy February 14, 2015

umbroversary

Widely recognized term for 4th anniversary, due to Umbro's famous "grid" pattern shorts and the number four.

Wow, they celebrated a bangin umbroversary, even though it's a pandemic

by umbro_guy February 7, 2021