umbrose 

Something Mike and Aaron like to question the definition of when under the influence of Dextromethorphan and ask me to look up, ultimately making this a paradox.

Umbrose is a word they made up based off of the word Umbra. Which is actually defined.

Two high kids are asking me to define a word they made up, go figure, eh?

"Hey man, hey! What's an umbrose? Look that shit up on Urban Dictionary!"

umbrose by Ron is being annoyed March 6, 2007

Umbros 

A brand of soccer shorts, most popular during the late 80s/early 90s. Recently, Umbros have seen a revival among men who frequent strip clubs.

The silky smooth fabric of my Umbros reduces friction whenever I visit Chances Are.

Umbros by Derf, Inc. October 28, 2008

umbroner 

When a man wearing Umbros is packing a raging, throbbing boner.

I was making out with my high school girlfriend, but I had the biggest Umbroner.

umbroner by Rabidguppy February 14, 2015

umbroversary 

Widely recognized term for 4th anniversary, due to Umbro's famous "grid" pattern shorts and the number four.

Wow, they celebrated a bangin umbroversary, even though it's a pandemic

umbroversary by umbro_guy February 7, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019