Umbros
A brand of soccer shorts, most popular during the late 80s/early 90s. Recently, Umbros have seen a revival among men who frequent strip clubs.
Umbros by Derf, Inc. October 28, 2008
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Umbrolical cord
The invisible cord connecting two or more bros, distance irrelevant, through the mysterious medium of testosterone brotherhood, as if from birth.
My husband loves me but, I can't seem to cut the umbrolical cord between him and his college roommate.
Umbrolical cord by Skubaskub November 28, 2010
Umbro
A noun. Interchangeable with the word ‘Cunt’.
Best used to describe the look given to the wearer of any England Rugby shirt with the Umbro logo.
The smooth, thin, cheap and nipple hugging material that would transform any gentleman into a cunt within seconds. Coupled with a logo and a price tag that only King Cunt of cuntsville, ruler of the cunty people would find acceptable.
Best used to describe the look given to the wearer of any England Rugby shirt with the Umbro logo.
The smooth, thin, cheap and nipple hugging material that would transform any gentleman into a cunt within seconds. Coupled with a logo and a price tag that only King Cunt of cuntsville, ruler of the cunty people would find acceptable.
‘It was a great evening until the Umbro’s walked in.’
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“Darling how do you like my new rugby polo?”
“You look like an Umbro!”
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“I’m fairly sure the referee thought he was an Umbro”
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“Jase stop wanking off that stray dog you total Umbro!”
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“Darling how do you like my new rugby polo?”
“You look like an Umbro!”
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“I’m fairly sure the referee thought he was an Umbro”
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“Jase stop wanking off that stray dog you total Umbro!”
Umbro by Not an Umbro March 2, 2021
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umbroner by Rabidguppy February 14, 2015
Umbrescalate
She had to umbrescalate to keep herself dry after exiting the subway station.
The passengers were umbrescalating because they forgot their raincoats at home.
The passengers were umbrescalating because they forgot their raincoats at home.
Umbrescalate by khvafl April 4, 2009