ultrastraight
Jimmy is ultrastraight
ultrastraight by Mr.jjswagger April 12, 2017
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Ultra straight
When a guy is so straight that he is only attracted to lesbian girls because straight girls like cock and that's gay
Austin: Yo Aiden, look at the girl over there she's so hot. Go ask her out
Aiden: Dude, she's gotta be lesbian because I'm ultra straight
Aiden: Dude, she's gotta be lesbian because I'm ultra straight
Ultra straight by The McLaughlin Family May 3, 2021
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Ultra straight
The next form of super straight.
Only liking lesbian girls, because straight girls like dicks, which is kind of gay.
Only liking lesbian girls, because straight girls like dicks, which is kind of gay.
Ultra straight by Sjaz March 14, 2021
Ultra Straight
A person who is not attracted to straight women because straight women like penis so they go for lesbians.
John: Hey do you like straight women?
Tim: No I’m Ultra Straight, I only like women who like other women because straight girls like penis which is kinda gay
Tim: No I’m Ultra Straight, I only like women who like other women because straight girls like penis which is kinda gay
Ultra Straight by Mike Oxbleeding March 14, 2021
Ultra Straight
Ultra Straight people are essentially just straight people who do not have sex. They only prefer to masturbate with themselves (has to be of their own hand and body)
Person #1: I identify as Super Straight
Person #2: Doesn't matter you won't get laid anyways
Person #1: You must be confused, I am Super Straight, not Ultra Straight. You're talking about the wrong sexual orientation and the fact you would assume that I am ultra-straight offends me.
Person #2: Doesn't matter you won't get laid anyways
Person #1: You must be confused, I am Super Straight, not Ultra Straight. You're talking about the wrong sexual orientation and the fact you would assume that I am ultra-straight offends me.
Ultra Straight by canny conservative March 11, 2021
Ultra straight
When you, a straight person, are only attracted to gays and lesbians. Not to be confused with super straight, as ultra straight can still be attracted to trans.
Ultra straight by SomeLeftHandedCuck March 17, 2021
Ultra Straight
First of all: Super Straight and Ultra Straight are to seperate things ... Super Straight about your preference of not wanting to be with a trans person, while Ultra Straight meaning that your only into the opposite sex, in their gay form ... For example:
If a Ultra Straight man wanted to be with a women, he would be with a lesbian, because straight women likes dick, and for you prefering a women who likes dick, is gay.
If a Ultra Straight man wanted to be with a women, he would be with a lesbian, because straight women likes dick, and for you prefering a women who likes dick, is gay.
Ultra Straight by UltraStraightCommunity May 16, 2021
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