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Ultimate Simp 

Someone who goes ALL out for a girl who don’t even want to talk to him or want anything to DO with him.
Omg , dudes the ultimate simp.
Ultimate Simp by Beektoriooo September 12, 2020
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Ultimate Simp 

hoes before bros 100% of the time

like a kai law
hes such a kai law

hes simping so much almost likes hes a kai law

hes simping oh wait its kai law im not surprised

hes an ultimate simp almost like kai law
Ultimate Simp by kais ex bros September 4, 2020

Ultimate Simp 

A Person who simps for ALOT of people or Fictional Characters
"You should see how many people they simp for"
"They are like, the Ultimate Simp"
Ultimate Simp by CottonDreams June 1, 2021

Ultimate Simp 

hoes before bros 99% of the time

Name is normally kai
hes such a kai law,

hes simping oh wait nvm its a kai law im not suprised

Hes an ultimate simp just like a kai
Ultimate Simp by kais ex bros September 4, 2020

Ultimatesimpforkaeya

A TikToker who simps for Kaeya.
They also flirt a lot of the time but they’re actually a pretty nice person!

(Also my favorite mutual 🤔‼️)
Person 1: Hey do you follow ultimatesimpforkaeya on TikTok?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: You should really go follow them!
Ultimatesimpforkaeya by amagxe March 16, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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