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Ultimate Simp 

hoes before bros 100% of the time

like a kai law
hes such a kai law

hes simping so much almost likes hes a kai law

hes simping oh wait its kai law im not surprised

hes an ultimate simp almost like kai law
Ultimate Simp by kais ex bros September 4, 2020

Ultimate Simp 

A Person who simps for ALOT of people or Fictional Characters
"You should see how many people they simp for"
"They are like, the Ultimate Simp"
Ultimate Simp by CottonDreams June 1, 2021

Ultimate Simp 

hoes before bros 99% of the time

Name is normally kai
hes such a kai law,

hes simping oh wait nvm its a kai law im not suprised

Hes an ultimate simp just like a kai
Ultimate Simp by kais ex bros September 4, 2020

Ultimatesimpforkaeya

A TikToker who simps for Kaeya.
They also flirt a lot of the time but they’re actually a pretty nice person!

(Also my favorite mutual 🤔‼️)
Person 1: Hey do you follow ultimatesimpforkaeya on TikTok?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: You should really go follow them!
Ultimatesimpforkaeya by amagxe March 16, 2021
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Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
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