Ugly Here 

When he pulls down his pants and his penis is so small that she starts laughing at him.

Ha Ha Ha; Oh my God, it's so.... Ugly Here.

Ugly Here by Anonymous May 12, 2003

Ugly Here 

A term used to describe the atmosphere in a room after a father has walked in on his daughter getting gang banged.

Ugly Here by Anonymous May 7, 2003

Ugly Here 

When you've just undone your pants and she laughs at the size of your penis, and your only recourse is to buy mail order brides from Russia.

Ugly Here by Anonymous May 10, 2003