ugly cake Share definition Flag When you fuck someone that wears too much makeup and you are forced to remember her by the makeup of cake build up on your pillow. "Dude, you got to stop fucking those chicks. I see the ugly cake on your pillow every weekend." ugly cake by Wet Mango December 13, 2018 0 0 Get merch Get the ugly cake mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch