Cristiano, Messi, Marcelo, Xavi, Iniesta, Eto'o and Seedorf are UCL legends. Haaland is to become one too
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University College London, the first college of the University of London. It was England's third university (after oxford and cambridge.)

It was not originally recognised by the Crown as it intended to (and still does, rather surprisingly) accept people of all races, classes and genders.

There is a long standing rivalry between UCL and King's College London (which is like this crappy bit of UoL, and basically is good for nothing apart from playing football with dead people's heads. The Wankers.)

UCL is a very cool place. Everyone should worship it.
I am applying to UCL to study medicine

Why are you applying to King's? UCL is FAR better!
by Bentham face March 30, 2006
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UCL is an acronym for Un-Controllable-Laughter

used when something is too funny, past hilarious.
Jonathan: I was in the hallway, and this guy tried to get all in my face, so i slapped him in the face, and he started crying!!!

Cole: lmao, no way who was it??

Jonathan: Derek!!

Cole: ucl!!!

Turner: Who would cheat on a hot girl friend, that has a perfect body, perfect face, and foreign?? for some white hoe???

Nathan: Tiger Woods!!

Turner: UCL!!!
by indiZ August 30, 2010
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The freshman girl Emily loved the senior guy Jake, but knew she would never hook up with him because he was just her UCL.
by KatiBee June 9, 2007
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UCL - An undercover lier. Usually referring to someone who is incredibly good at white lies or getting away with lies when they are in reality looked at very highly and even potentially a role model.
So I heard he's a UCL... Looks like he blew it huh?

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I wish I could be a UCL... I can't even make a believable white lie to my parents...

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UCL's know how it's done.
by Jonnyvision October 5, 2016
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The Godless Scum of Gower Street

A much pretty bad polytechnic founded after King's College London University (which is much better)
"Hey where do you study"

"I study at UCL Poly!"

"Lol twat"
by The Beheader October 13, 2013
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