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A guy you want to butter your muffin. A Xavi will not only light up your world, but also will screw the lightbulb in. He's long, tan, and handsome. He can be an angel on the outside, but a devil in bed. Xavi is one of the funniest people you will ever meet, and is incredibly smart. A best friend you will ever have (especially in bed)!
Girl 1: You know Xavi?!
Girl 2: WHO DOESNT!!!!!!

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by chamomilekitty69 December 20, 2015
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He's my crush
- a girl in A.38
He will always have your back and is quit a charmer.
Wow, Xavi is the one!
by soccer for life March 03, 2017
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A world-class centre midfielder from Barcelona. Keeps the team together. Probably the best player in the world.
Xavi is the best

Did you see that sublime pass from Xavi that split the defence apart?
by Aimar April 30, 2005
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Sha-vee (n.) (A.K.A. Humphrey Bogart) The love child of Paul Scholes and Robert Downey Jr. - wild mushroom picker - expert back passer - and protector his two young butt buddies, Lio Messi and Cesc Fabregas

(v.) The act of self-righteously shit talking about every team that beats you or even comes close to beating you, while claiming that FC Barcelona is the only team in the world that knows and wants to play football.

(v.) the act of gathering your whole team to surround the referee. Then you cry and yell at him until you get the decision you desire.
Dude, don't Xavi me. The object of football is to prevent and score more goals than the other team, not back pass and play monkey in the middle for 90 minutes
by Massimo Busacca August 12, 2011
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xavi seems like an asshole buy once you get to know him he's so cool and funny and he's also crazy but you shouldn't fuck with him or else you'll regret it
-hey bro have you heard of xavi lately

-no I haven't heard from xabi but I think he's crazy
by Lightbox 780 May 06, 2018
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