typhoid fever

Something Lil' Susie always seemed to contract after a full day of hunting and fording on the Oregon Trail.

Dammit! Susie died of typhoid fever while I was off hunting buffalo - better not hunt them too much - or they will get scarce in this area! Dammit!

by Jocko Tittlies September 22, 2005

Typoid Fever

A condition or disease in which a person cannot spell correctly or use proper grammar if their life depended on it. Classified into two categories: Intentional and Unintentional. May be cured with the use of a typing tutor and/or spell check.

I have a ten page research paper due tomorrow but I'm unable to do it due to to a severe case of sleep deprivation and typoid fever. Who wants to help me cure it?

by Blackberrywhite July 30, 2011