twos on a bastard

Twos on a bastard is when a men has a one night stand with a women, but if she has his kiddy he ain't sticking around, therefore making the kid a bastard. Also: you can never goes threes on a bastard caus its just unfair on the kiddy.

Michael went twos on a bastard last night with that slag on argos corner

by iamthelazerviking December 26, 2006

two timing skunk bastard

Someone who deserts their friends for slurry bitches

Joe Vitale aka two timing skunk bastard

by danimal crush cup April 26, 2010

Twos up on a bastard

Two unmarried people having sex which in the outcome could produce a child.

Try asking someone:

Hello cheeky, wanna go twos up on a bastard?

by christophe August 4, 2004

Twos up on a bastard

Two males having sex with one female (when neither are married to the female) which in turn could produce a child.

You go out and a sexy lady catches your eye! Ask your mate "Wanna go twos up on a bastard?" If he says yes try your luck and try and get a dirty threesome

by Mu11y May 1, 2006

Two Faced Bastard

A person that doesn't know their dad one minute their your friend the next minute they stab you in the back basically a back stabber that doesn't know their dad

First that person was on my team, we were best of friends then that person traded on me by going to a different team and completely acting like we were never friends. That person is a Two Faced Bastard

by Jeremy Phuture August 18, 2017