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twoon

The definition of "Twoon" is half a twat and a loon
You're a TWOONNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Amy Elizabeth November 7, 2007
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twoon

another word for a vagina

mix of twat and poon.

can also be used as an insult.
dude,i fingered the shit out of her twoon.

ohh yes, this twoon feels like im eatin a cheesecake and fuckin it too.

time to get some TWOONTANG BOYS.

fuck that danny kid is ssuch a twoon.
by twoonmaster May 12, 2010
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LOON-E-TOON

Born : Louis Mayes

Big Loon-E-Toon, Looney Tunes , M.C. Loon-E-Tune, Loonie

STORY

Louis Mayes, better known under his stage name Loon-E-Toon or Big Loon-E-Toon, is a gangsta rap artist & producer from Inglewood, CA. He was also affiliated with the Center Park Bloods (CPB).

He started in the 2nd half of the 80's under the moniker M.C. Loon-E-Tune & formed with DJ Battery Brain the duo Legion Of Boom, which performed in 1989 the song Lyrical Assassin on the classic old school compilation "The Compton Compilation - The Sound Control Mob Under Investigation. He also released in 1992 the very rare 12 Chronic still along with DJ Battery Brain.

But even if he was in the rap game for a while, Loon-E-Toon really came to prominence on the L.A. rap scene in 1993 with the song Inglewoodz Finast & the EP of the same title released with DJ Mike Tee.

Loon-E-Toon appeared then on several classic albums "Wanted" by Gangsta of The Comrades in 1995 or the compilation of Blood-affiliated rappers "B-Dawgs Come Better" under the alias Loonie in 1996 & released in 1998 "The Takeover". This album is a classic & is sought after by many collectors.

Big Loon-E-Toon eventually produced 3 tracks on E-Dawg's "Platinum" album released in 1999. He's featured on 2 of these songs.

ACTIVITY

1992 - 1999

LABEL(S)

Las Vegas Records, Power Move Records
Under rated Classic G - funk artist such as

LOON-E-TOON, Dazzie Dee , DJ Quik and suga free don't get much recognition.
by Blu_leef June 15, 2022
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Cristali and Zafiro Toon!

A 20+ year old pedophile who asked a 13 year old girl for nudes. He also traces art and claims it as his own. Plus, in his titles he puts “Sexy” and “Cute”
Omg Cristali and Zafiro Toon! has MLP porn on his walls!

I know right? This pedo and art tracer deserves to go to jail.
by Cheese Whizzzz October 9, 2018
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Toonin Out

Verb. To distort ones face as in a cartoon to convey the funnies and the law
The men of men laughed like hyenas when they saw Melman Toonin Out
by BlargLord February 17, 2021
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Toonces

The greatest cat of all-time. Toonces, the cat who could drive a car (just not very well), premiered on Saturday Night Live on May 20th, 1989, and was a series semi-regular up until 1993. Known for his appalling driving record, Toonces, in a written document, claims his abominable driving skills are due to a brain injury sustained while working as a stunt man on the Dukes of Hazzard. Accidents include driving cars, trucks, tractors, etcetera off God knows how many cliffs, veering off the Grand Canyon, some catastrophic event involving a mechanical bull, crashing a UFO into the Washington Monument, and who knows what else. Likely in NASCAR today, probably having caused ten times the original season record number of crashes in one race by now.
"See, I told you he could drive!"
"Wow, this is-- TOONCES, LOOK OUT!! AHHHHHHHH!!!"
*Stock footage of a car going over a cliff and crashing violently.*
"I thought you said he could drive."
"Well, I saw him up there fooling around with the steering wheel... I guess I just ASSUMED he could drive."
by Rusty Was Here April 25, 2005
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troonshine

A derogatory term used to describe homebrewed HTR (hormone replacement therapy), a dangerous substance.

also called bathtub gin estrogen.

Origin of the term is from the chat of Mister Metokur's - Year of the Chud August Roundup: The Great Internet Kerfuffle
Timmy was brewing Troonshine to become a girl because his parents and doctor did not want him to transition before turning 18.
by Anonymous 123245678900 September 5, 2022
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