twofers

the action of an overweight female rubbing the tip of two erect penis together.

Monica: Hey guys its twofers Tuesday; let me take care of you.

Guys: Monica we would rather die.

by Superthrive November 4, 2010

twofer

Something you get two at once.

Harry S. is a twofer dayer.

Oh. The deal is a twofer. Buy one, get one free.

by David F. September 11, 2003

toofers

Teeth

Mother: How are your toofers feeling since the extractions?
Daughter: my teeth ok getting better everyday 👍

by TeaInTheMoment December 29, 2018

TwoFer Babe

TwoFer Babe, noun.

A woman you would do nearly anything for.

I'd give this woman my life, do anything for her, except maybe donate TWO kidneys, she's a real TwoFer Babe.

by Handcuffmonkfish October 20, 2019

Philly Twofer

Having to puke and diarrhea at the same time

Billy: Dude I'm not feeling too well.
Mason: What's wrong?
Billy: I feel I'm about to puke and diarrhea at the same time.
Mason: Ah, the Philly Twofer, that sucks.

by Jah Real May 13, 2013

twofer

when you get two things for the effort, price, time, or space of one

1. Hey, I can use this room as an entertainment room and a guest room--it's a twofer!

2. AP classes are twofers in that they count for high school and college.

by sillyphillygirl October 14, 2008

Twafersay

To pose a question... "What?"

Twafersay?

by Uptheirons33 September 29, 2020