twofers

the action of an overweight female rubbing the tip of two erect penis together.

Monica: Hey guys its twofers Tuesday; let me take care of you.

Guys: Monica we would rather die.

by Superthrive November 4, 2010

twofer

Something you get two at once.

Harry S. is a twofer dayer.

Oh. The deal is a twofer. Buy one, get one free.

by David F. September 11, 2003

twofer

when you get two things for the effort, price, time, or space of one

1. Hey, I can use this room as an entertainment room and a guest room--it's a twofer!

2. AP classes are twofers in that they count for high school and college.

by sillyphillygirl October 14, 2008

Twofer

A Catholic that only goes to mass on Easter and Christmas. Usually an annoyance to those who go every sunday.

-"We should leave for Christmas mass early."
-"Why?"
-"Becuase all the damn twofers are going to take up the seats!"

by superrandomperson March 1, 2011

twofer

When buying marijuana a twofer is a deal buying two grams for thirty dollars.

Customer: Hey! can you hook it up with a twofer?

Seller: For sure that will be thirty bucks.

by denim420 January 13, 2010

Twofer

A Canadian 24 pack of beer.

Hey you hosers were out of beer, someone needs to run to the ALCB and pick up a Twofer.

by Dustin Brown December 28, 2005

twofer

back to back blowjobs without ever releasing the penis from the mouth. can only successfully be performed by people with the skill to gently coddle the penis back into a repeat performance as it is very sensitive in the moments immediately following the initial blowjob

in an effort to please her Homer, Marge decided to give him a twofer. first she gave him a screaming blowjob which started with some salad tossing and ball suckling. Once he had cum, with out ever releasing his penis, she gently tongued his very tender and sensitive penis in a soothing manner and eventually it responded to her oral stimulation which she continued in increasing intensity

until she brought him to yet another screaming climax.

by imnothomer January 9, 2010