two-way petting zoo 

You pet the animals, they pet you back.

Hey Jim, wanna go to a two-way petting zoo.

two-way petting zoo by metal-sandwich March 23, 2009

two-way petting zoo 

A euphemistic way of describing an intense and passionate sexual encounter; a sexual encounter that usually begins with gentle touching, kissing, and petting, but quickly evolves to a lustful ripping off of clothing and a passionate, rough foreplay session that is followed by some of the best sex ever.

Dude, last night after we made it in the door, it was a two-way petting zoo. Crazy shit went down!

two-way petting zoo by theinitiator March 21, 2009

two way petting zoo 

You pet the animals, they pet you back.

If you're feeling down, head on over to the two way petting zoo.

two way petting zoo by drflubert March 20, 2009

Two way petting zoo 

You pet the animals they pet you back

I wanted some intimacy so I went to a two way petting zoo

Two way petting zoo by bossatron2000153 bousley February 7, 2019

two way petting zoo 

an amazing idea by jim halpert: you pet the animals, they pet you back

hey charles, wanna go to a two way petting zoo?

two way petting zoo by klofish105 June 14, 2018

two way petting zoo 

you pet the animals, they pet you back!

ex: lets have a two way petting zoo... duh

two way petting zoo by snorlax7 March 20, 2009