Definitions by klofish105

bonfunkle 

a kid who's mom is a total bitch. rude as fuck; a total karen. won't let their kid do anything fun. usually the child is very depressed because of their mother's shitty behavior.

another term for a helicopter parent or a karen, but more gender specific.

why is your mom such a bonfunkle?

bonfunkle by klofish105 January 21, 2021

two way petting zoo 

an amazing idea by jim halpert: you pet the animals, they pet you back

hey charles, wanna go to a two way petting zoo?

two way petting zoo by klofish105 June 14, 2018