Two Dudes 

Two dudes are causing a nationwide crime wave. Whenever an assault victim is brought into the ER and the cops show up to take the crime report, the alledged perps are always 'two dudes" and the victim was always just "minding my business" If only we could incarcerate these nefarious "two dudes" crime rates would fall drastically and more people would be free to "mind their own business"

I was just minding my own business when these two dudes put a cap in me

Two Dudes by sgrant39 May 21, 2011

Two Dudes 

Homosexual

"Man, that guy is two dudes."

Two Dudes by kidjones November 4, 2003

two dudes 

Characters created by mrandmrswheatley.co.uk (see also b3ta). Probably appearing in a margarine advert very soon.

Dude 1: "Dude, you are sooooo gay"
Dude 2: "I think you'll find you're gay"
Dude 1 "I'm sorry, did you say you were gay?"

two dudes by Marc GJ June 22, 2004

two-dudes 

verb.

When something is going really, really well, then all of a sudden the whole situation gets totally fucked. Literal translation/origin: Girl sends Guy a booty call text message at 2am, but when Guy shows up, there's two dudes just chillin on the couch with Girl. As such, the guy got "two-dudesed."

Similar to cock block or buzzkill.

Can also be used to imply "fucking shit up."

"Two Dudes" may also be used as a noun referring to a person who constantly ruins kickass situations.

(v.) I was mackin on this chick last night and it was going great until her fat friend showed up and totally two-dudesed me!

(v.) That party was totally awesome until the cops showed up and two-dudesed the whole evening.

(v.) If that guy says one more word to me I'm fully going to go two-dudes on him.

(n.) Tommy is such a tool. He's pretty much a two-dudes.

two-dudes by Jonah Sauce August 9, 2008

Two Dudes Gettin Rude 

When you and your best buddy decide to insert your man meat into each other’s tender anus.

Two dudes gettin rude: Dude? You wanna get rude with me?

Two Dudes Gettin Rude by Daggerosso October 20, 2019

Two Dudes One Toilet 

When two piss drunk best friends need to puke, but there's only one toilet, and so little time.

"Dude, me and Tommy got so fucked up last night, that we did the old two dudes one toilet!"

Don't get drunk enough to have to do "Two Dudes One Toilet" with your best friend.

Two Dudes One Toilet by Drunken Bastard June 21, 2021

two dudes baking 

when two men fall asleep during the act of buttsex

Jackson: dude, my butthole is sweltering
Jarret: yea dude, my dick feels like i left it in an oven overnight

observer: sounds like you're two dudes baking

two dudes baking by dickface mctasterson May 25, 2011