Dude1: "Carly Simon has a TDM."
Dude2: "A what?"
Dude1: "A TDM - you know,a Two Dick Mouth."
Dude2: "Oh yeah, totally. I wonder if James Taylor ever tested it with a buddy."
Dude2: "A what?"
Dude1: "A TDM - you know,a Two Dick Mouth."
Dude2: "Oh yeah, totally. I wonder if James Taylor ever tested it with a buddy."
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HOOKER: "Okay you got two blowjobs and half a handjob, that will be $4.50"
DUDE: "What? That's a bit steep, I thought you told me a handjob was only a dollar!"
HOOKER: "Its fair. A dick in the mouth is worth two in the hand"
DUDE: "What? That's a bit steep, I thought you told me a handjob was only a dollar!"
HOOKER: "Its fair. A dick in the mouth is worth two in the hand"
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