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Two Best Friends Play 

Mat and Pat are two "best friends" who play random video games. They most commonly tease and bully each other as they play and even fight each other, when the can, in video games. But these antics are what make them so entertaining. They are part of the Machinima and TheSw1tcher you tube director/producer groups. They often have funny animation intro's that show just how good these boys get along. Pat is known to be the meanest and crudest of the two boys and Mat is more like the punching bag of the two. Although mat has thrown a few "punches" at Pat several times before. However they do appear to get along in a couple videos such as the Two Best Friends Play - Persona 4, Two Best Friends Play - Man Vs. Wild, and Two Best Friends Play: Rise of Nightmares. And they do have some rather foul language and adult themed comments through out most of their videos. They are still quite funny and at 57,215 subscribers they are not the most popular, however they deserve a lot more!
Two best Friends Play-Rise Of Nightmares

Pat: well that was shocking

Mat: Looks like he was caught hanging around
Two Best Friends Play by WolfLuvar15 September 19, 2012

i aint never seen two pretty best friends 

its always one of em gotta be ugly
guy with scary eyes: i aint never seen two pretty best friends its always one of em gotta be ugly

Two Pretty Best Friends 

A phenomena when there are two girls are best friends and are both pretty.*

Note: This phenomena has never been observed in real life
Man sitting in car: I ain't never seen two pretty best friends. Its always "one of them's always gotta be ugly".

two pretty best friends 

something that doesn't exist
man in car: "i ain't never seen two pretty best friends. its always one of them gotta be ugly"

i aint never seen two pretty best friends 

man sitting in a car said that two pretty best friends doesn’t exist. One of em always gotta be ugly
you and your bestie are so pretty!
me: impossibile. i aint never seen two pretty best friends one of em always gotta be ugly

I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends 

It’s always one of them gotta be ugly

That weird guy that sits in a car and ppl think his eyes look like 🥘👄🥘
U think it’s a regular tiktok but u can’t escape him
Friend 1: I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends
Friend 2 : it’s always one of them gotta be ugly

Friend 3: I can’t escape it
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