two and eight

It's Cockney Rhyming slang innit Geezah?

Oh. And it's the Bingo thing too...

"Two and Eight"... State. As in "Blimey! 'E's in a proper two an' eight, Guv..."

by Gor Blimey Howard July 05, 2004

two and eight

Bingo slang for '28'.

"Two and eight.. 28!"

by Anonymous August 16, 2002

Two twenty eight

Meaning nothing of consequence, a false alarm or a boring bland activity.

A fart with no smell or sound.

“How was the party?”
“Total bust, ended up being a two twenty eight”

by Cometboy February 28, 2019

Shit and two make eight!

An expression used when something unpleasant has happened, is happening or will happen. It's a fun way of saying 'o crap, for cripes sake, o man or similar'.

Ugh, I just hit her in the head with a frisbee, shit and two make eight!

by shit&2make8 October 01, 2009

shit plus two equals eight

A way to use the word "Shit" in public or in the presence of children or those easily offended. 6 + 2 = 8.

While preparing dinner for the Family, a Mothet cuts her finger and exclaims outloud, "Well shit plus two equals eight!!!"

by Barbara J. Green April 26, 2014