twist off 

To consume alcoholic beverages. The term comes from twist off beer bottles. (verb, intransitive)

Sam is such an alcoholic that he has to wake up every couple of hours during the night to twist off because he starts to get too much blood in his alcohol stream.

"It's Friday evening 6:00 and all my friends are twistin' off." -Tracy Byrd, "Drinkin' Bone"

twist off by Nick D February 4, 2004

twist off 

to punch someone.

mutha-fucka dissed me, i had to twist off on him.

twist off by hannibal lickter April 3, 2009

twist off 

to get really angry, then explode

he finally twisted off and killed the bitch

twist off by sayonaura April 20, 2004

twist off 

a twisting competition: roll a bunch of Ls while your homies roll a bunch of Ls as well. or should i say, try to roll them as well. some go for size, some for shear speed - all for aesthetics. twist offs either end with each person claiming they won for different reasons or simply by everyone smoking all the Ls and talking about how deece they all for said reasons. It would take a superior twister to earn mutual agreement if people were trying to judge.

nugpuffer1: 'twist off?'
nugpuffer2: 'so you think you know how to twist do ya?'

.....

nugpuffer1: 'man hurry up and finish im tryin to spark this shit'
nugpuffer2: 'man look at that weak ass shit - what is there like a g in there?'

twist off by Persy Puffington the 1st July 20, 2010

Twist Off 

To Quit Someting Or Someone.

Ok Drill Fuckin' Keep It Up ImA Fixin To Twist Off On Ur Ass And Go To The House.

Twist Off by "Scoobs " June 28, 2021

Twist one off 

To discribe masturbation or masturbation with aimed ejaculation

I twist one off to your sister last night
I twist one off on your sister last night

Twist one off by Smack Noodles May 2, 2006

twist the fuck off 

To completely go off the chain, to explode into a murderous tirade, to have an unparaleled fit, to morph into a tantrum, to blow an arse-gasket, to rip somene a new arsehole, to go on an unforgettable tare, to have a bigtime bitch-fit, to fly into a dangerous, wrath-fueled rage, to go completely off on someone, to treat someone to the uttermost of one's explosive rage, to lose all composure and to totally blow up, to let someone have the angriest, no-holes-barred pieces of your mind, to express the most extremely destructive fury and madness towards another, to exhibit unbridled fury, to hurl oneself at, about, on or around another like a hurricane or an F5 tornado, spewing ones's devastating, furious rage like storm debris aloft on the circulating , whirling, swift currents of its eye or vortex, to verbally anhillate someone else who is deemed deserving of nothing less.

Gunner "twisted the fuck off" on his roommate because his roommate banged Gunner's girlfriend while Gunner was out shopping for a suitable engagement ring for the girl he thought he wanted to marry.

She "twists the fuck off" on anyone who dares to call her the "c-word" because she hates that derogatory slang word like no other spoken word.

While Reverend G. is generally not the type to "twist the fuck off," you should not do anything that might enfuriate him.

Slandra warned the store clerk, "Do not make me "twist the fuck off" on you for being such an imbecile. I can go off quicker than a cap on a bottle of the cheapest champagne."

twist the fuck off by CunningLinguist'sWordsmith January 13, 2023