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Twinkle Toe 

To insert your big toe into someones Anus(for best results do it while your victim's asleep).
Tom:I just Twinkle Toed my grandma,im gona go wash my foot.

Johny:cool dude.
Twinkle Toe by Zorro negro November 19, 2009

Twinkle Toe 

The male version of the female Camel Toe; but embarrassingly smaller in size.
The dynamic duo showed up to the costume party with Robin sporting a generous camel toe and Batman a mere twinkle toe.
Twinkle Toe by Robin B. Wonder November 6, 2017

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? 

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? SIR I SAID IT SIR! Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

Twinkle Toes 

Someone who is light on their feet; or demostrates extraodinary footwork.
He's a good dancer, but he's no match to Twinkle Toes over there.
Twinkle Toes by Dulcie33 May 20, 2010

twinkle toes 

"Grow a pair of balls you twinkle toes cocksucker."
twinkle toes by Joe Smith September 24, 2004

Twinkle Toes 

Fred Flintstone's bowling nickname in the cartoon The Flintstones.
Barney: "come on twinkle toes, get us a strike."
Twinkle Toes by Kennedi Greene August 27, 2007
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