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twinkiest 

Oh my gosh! Did you see Kevin’s outfit? That was the twinkiest fit I’ve ever seen!
twinkiest by g.day-ma8 June 27, 2023
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Devils Twinkie 

When one person licks mayonnaise out of a white persons ass crack.
Hey man did you hear about Sebastian giving Trent a devils Twinkie the other night.

PC Twinkie 

A person who cares too much about what is and isn't politically correct.
Mark: Hey, Nick, look at this. This guy in the chat room is getting all bent out of shape because I called President Obama black instead of African-American.

Nick: Wow. This dude is the very definition of a PC Twinkie.

twinkie cheeks 

Slang statement for a masculine man who has extremely bald, hairless, ass cheeks.
Homeboy: Man, your butt is so smooth and hairless, I think I might name you twinkie cheeks!

Twinkie Cheeks: shut up, miron. Don't you know it's un-natural to stare at your homies ass.

(Homeboy's girlfriend is rolling video and spanking her own buns and frothing at the mouth, immediately afterwards runs out and buys a box of twinkies and a french tickler).
twinkie cheeks by High Hiter June 30, 2018

Meat twinkie 

Meat wrapped in bread, hypersexuals way of saying corn dog.
When we were at the ball game , we were beat with meat twinkies.

Man twinkie 

Woman: Hey honey, mind if i take a bite of your man twinkie?
Man: Uhh what?
Man twinkie by LeilaSP March 26, 2019

Band Twinkie 

A Band Twinkie, sometimes spelled as Band Twinky and simply called "Band Twinks", is pronounced: "buh-ayy-nd tw-ink-ee" and refers to any and all members of the school's Concert, Jazz, and Marching band. A "Super Twink" is someone who is in all three, or more.

Band Twinks are normally seen in their natural habit-- the band room. The band room is a holy place where band twinks experiment by doing unholy things. "What happens in the band room, stays in the band room." 'nuff said.

Band Twinks are the secret master minds of the school, as well as the master race. They are infamous for their hilariously, odd behavior and have too many inside jokes to account for.

A Band Twinks diet consists of Domino's Pizza on Friday nights, donuts for breakfast on Saturday's, and McDonald's on Saturday nights.

The football players are noticeably jealous of a band twink's success during their careers as a marching band geek. -- see "marching band nerd".

You can spot a Band Twink from a mile away, this is normally due to the egotistical pride one has for being a Band Twink. They (Band Twinks) will defend Marching Band with all their heart, and will most likely consider it a sport!

Do not mess with Band Twinks, they are the toughest, baddest mofo's you will ever meet, and will either stab you with their clarinet or hit you with their sousaphone. It's just best not to mess with them, as well as trying to make them laugh as they are marching parade--it just won't work!
jock--"Man, I wish I were as cool as a Band Twinkie!"

"Toes up!"

"GUIDE!!"

"Let's play ass tag!"

Band Twinkie--"So in order for Marching Band to be considered a sport, we have to wear pads and spandex and hump men?"
Band Twinkie by Maeve Roche August 29, 2010
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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