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twinkie dink 

a penis; more commonly a small penis
dude i have a twinkie dink
twinkie dink by stickman13135 October 5, 2010
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Twinkie Dinky 

When you grab filling from a Twinkie, put it on your penis so any female can lick the filling off
TWINKIE DINKY = BEST DESSERT EVER
Twinkie Dinky by The VCR King April 16, 2017

twinkie dinks 

(plural): Snobbish, pretentious, upscale or wanna-be upscale people; social climbers who enjoy displaying status symbols and shopping at boutique establishments. The term crosses all boundaries of politics, race, religion and sexual orientation, encompassing conservative yuppies or "old money" fogies as often as liberal hippie/hipster/granola subcategories. Twinkie dinks typically drive Audi SUVs and have a penchant for over-describing the taste of expensive wines, craft beers and ciders, or boutique coffees.
I went to Whole Foods in search of a good deal on beer, but returned home empty-handed because the bar area was filled with twinkie dinks discussing in great detail a new beer called the "{Cleveland Steamer]", with fruity citrus notes, a touch of molasses, a backbone of baker's chocolate, and a foamy head.
twinkie dinks by Jim-Knob Dooger October 10, 2015

twinkie dinkie 

The action of inserting A halved twinkie into the rectum and vagina of a female and than proceeding to suck the cream center out with your mouth
I was craving a twinkie so my girlfriend suggested that i should twinkie dinkie her.
twinkie dinkie by MR.Nasty Words October 8, 2015

twinkledink

(N., tween-Kuhl-deenk)
1) A teenager, usually in high school, that does next to nothing to aid their failing mental capabilities.

2) A living being, often human, that likely has no plans for the future (also see boogan)
1.) God Michael, why are you so pissed about losing against Regan in COD? You're a fucking twinkledink.
twinkledink by aussom September 2, 2015

Twinkledink

Twinkledink refers to a small quantity of a such item, or a way of defining a small scale of the amount of said item or items
That mofo just gave me a twinkledink of what he fucking owes me
Twinkledink by IxToRpE December 22, 2021

twinkedinkled 

1. To be awestruck
2. To lick penis hairs
1. bro when i hit that blunt i was twinkedinkled
2. she twinkledinked my meat bro
twinkedinkled by EyIAmCoolGuy3 January 14, 2022
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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