Every Thursday, a certain man is infected by supernatural forces that cause him to think of Melody. Scientists have yet to develop a theory on the causes and effects of this phenomenon.
“Hey, I was wondering why I can’t get you out of my head. Then I remembered, it’s think of me Thursday!!!
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).