twimoms

Moms who love Twilight who also nauseate their kids.

Girl 1: Can your mom drive us to the mall on Saturday?
Girl 2: Sorry! My mom is going to a Twilight marathon at the movie theater.
Girl 1: She's one of those crazy twimoms!
Girl 2: IKR!!

by da heck?! October 14, 2012

Twimom

A group of 'adults' who have children and/or are married, who are overly obsessed fans of the overrated 'Twilight' book series. They usually spend their time, neglecting their children, ie. - forgetting to feed them - and also, ruining the dazzle of another, more superior community of 'fans' who go by the name of 'twatlight(ers)'.

"Hey, that kid looks pretty down, underfed and neglected."
"Oh. His mother must be a twimom"

by twimomsdiaf June 21, 2008