twiddle my diddle stick
To twiddle your diddle stick means to masturbate, but your penis is very thin, and almost like a stick, but you don't have any lubrication, so you have to smack it back and forth with one hand, as if you're twiddling it.
twiddle my diddle stick by Dictator of Molestation Nation September 2, 2019
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