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twerk jerk

The act of furiously fapping your penis until you spludge a line of green chedder cheese
Dude i just twerk jerked all over that cunts face
by Mr. Bue November 7, 2013
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Lil Durk's Twerk & Jerk

When your significant other twerks on you and works your weiner with hand sanitizer while listening to Lil Durk.
My wife of 7 years gave me Lil Durk's Twerk & Jerk.
by HankerWanker October 21, 2025
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twerk and jerk

When you shake your ass in someone's face while jerking them off.
Guy 1: Yo did you see that chick's butt?
Guy 2: Yea I also heard she gives and nice twerk and jerk.
Guy 1: how do you know?
Guy 2: I was there...
by thisguysuka May 20, 2014
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Twerk and Jerk

The act of having an epileptic episode while giving a handjob
My girl has epilepsy and last night when she was giving me a handy, she started seizing and gave me the twerk and jerk.
by Mr.DirtNasty January 26, 2023
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twerk jerker

That jerk who always has to demean and criticize other people's ability at twerking or getting twerked on.
(man and woman twerking)
Twerk Jerker: "Aha, wow you guys suck at twerking!"
Man: "Wow, what a fucking twerk jerker"
Woman: "Hey why don't you eat my ass twerk jerker"
(Twerk Jerker proceeds to eat woman's ass)
by flurrr November 10, 2014
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twork n jerk

one who jacksoff after they smoke meth. "Twork" comes from the way you turn the pipe side to side when you smoke meth. "Jerk" comes from jacking off. Meth makes you horny, SOMEONE WHO JACKSOFF ALOT WELL THERE HIGH on meth.
Why do you always smoke by yourself? you like to twork n jerk
by S.22nd Street October 20, 2006
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Utah Terk and Jerk

The Utah Terk and Jerk is when a male shoves Deer jerky in his asshole, then the female uses a 13.4 inch strap to shove it in further. The female stretches open his virgin hole enough where the female can eat the now shitted on deer jerky. Act 2 is where the title comes from, In which the male Jerks his cock in front of a turkey for good luck.
I Did the Utah Terk and Jerk last night, It was wonderful!
by Cockniggalicker6969 November 8, 2025
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