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Lil Durk's Twerk & Jerk

When your significant other twerks on you and works your weiner with hand sanitizer while listening to Lil Durk.
My wife of 7 years gave me Lil Durk's Twerk & Jerk.

twerk and jerk 

When you shake your ass in someone's face while jerking them off.
Guy 1: Yo did you see that chick's butt?
Guy 2: Yea I also heard she gives and nice twerk and jerk.
Guy 1: how do you know?
Guy 2: I was there...
twerk and jerk by thisguysuka May 20, 2014

Twerk and Jerk 

The act of having an epileptic episode while giving a handjob
My girl has epilepsy and last night when she was giving me a handy, she started seizing and gave me the twerk and jerk.
Twerk and Jerk by Mr.DirtNasty January 26, 2023

twerk jerker

That jerk who always has to demean and criticize other people's ability at twerking or getting twerked on.
(man and woman twerking)
Twerk Jerker: "Aha, wow you guys suck at twerking!"
Man: "Wow, what a fucking twerk jerker"
Woman: "Hey why don't you eat my ass twerk jerker"
(Twerk Jerker proceeds to eat woman's ass)
twerk jerker by flurrr November 10, 2014

twork n jerk 

one who jacksoff after they smoke meth. "Twork" comes from the way you turn the pipe side to side when you smoke meth. "Jerk" comes from jacking off. Meth makes you horny, SOMEONE WHO JACKSOFF ALOT WELL THERE HIGH on meth.
Why do you always smoke by yourself? you like to twork n jerk
twork n jerk by S.22nd Street October 20, 2006

Utah Terk and Jerk

The Utah Terk and Jerk is when a male shoves Deer jerky in his asshole, then the female uses a 13.4 inch strap to shove it in further. The female stretches open his virgin hole enough where the female can eat the now shitted on deer jerky. Act 2 is where the title comes from, In which the male Jerks his cock in front of a turkey for good luck.
I Did the Utah Terk and Jerk last night, It was wonderful!
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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